- A student sailed past my room on a rolling garbage can on Tuesday.
- One of my male students said he had a headache and asked for a Midol. He knew what it was, and he was serious.
- The freshman girls are attempting to start a fad -- walking around with pacifiers in their mouths. I don't know whether I should roll my eyes, or just be thankful that the pacifiers are not directly linked to teenage pregnancies.
- I told a kid he needed to stop acting like a hooligan. He asked me if that was someone from Hawaii. (Hulagan...get it?)
Come on 2:55 pm!