And THAT'S how you make a first impression.

I'm in a hotel attending a conference.

I had just met the newly-hired business teacher rooming with me last night.

This morning I slipped in the shower. Loudly.

I'm pretty sure my efforts to stay on my feet made me look like a cartoon character.

My knees are bruised. 

Thankfully, I did not need rescuing. 

Reason for slipping? "Lack of adhesive ducks".  (Bonus points if you got the reference.)