Monday, September 7, 2009

Introducing a new segment I call...

..."Things Mike Bess Wants Me to Post Because He Won't Get His Own Blog"

Or more simply, TMBWMPBHWGHOB. :)

Today's topic: Things Mike sees while biking.

Two Saturdays ago: Mike and his friend, Forrest, are biking in a secluded part of a neighboring county. As they ride, they spot a man who resembles Grizzly Adams on his porch. In his tighty-whities. Dancing a jig. There is no music.

Last Saturday: Mike is riding with the local bike club. A goat has escaped and is on the loose. Said goat is frightened after spotting a pack of cyclists. Said goat runs full speed into a fence, bounces off, and hides in a ditch.

This has been "Things Mike Bess Wants Me to Post Because He Won't Get His Own Blog". Regular posting resumes tomorrow.

8 comments:

Jeanet said...

Love this!LOve your title...Hope for you he hasn't got a lot to post for you each day...otherwise you might as well let him have a blog himself..LOL!

Chris said...

Okay, this is too funny - these snippets sound like something out of a movie - or a beef jerky commercial!

Julie Tucker-Wolek said...

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL....tell TMBWMPBHWGHOB to get off his butt and report things on his own!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! And to take a camera too....lol! :):):):):):):):):):):)

Beth Perry said...

Hey girl! I hope you are having a great weekend!
I sooo love your banner!

AuroraTN said...

TMBWMPBHWGHOB.... too funny. We need to get him a helmet cam or something. :)

Melonie said...

LOL! Love the TMBWMTPBHWGHOB segment. Great addition. WTH? I know you won't believe this but yesterday we were driving around and a black goat was running alongside the road. I tried to convince Hubby to put it in our van but he wouldn't go for it. It must be the week for escaping goats:) Hope you had a great weekend and can't wait for the next installment.

sandra said...

haha!
i'd like to live somewhere where i can see goats too. how cool is that?
the men in tighty whities too...(pictures or it didn't happen heehee) but not one that looks like grizzly adams...bradley cooper. yes!

and i vote yes for a mister bekka blog

sarah said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! okay, i don't know what's funnier.... TMBWMPBHWGHOB or the story about the goat! LOL. :)

okay, seriously... the funniest thing i've heard/read about today!

hugs,
sarah.